Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Last Captions of 2014


Yes, 2014 is going away, and I couldn't be more happy about it. A really bad year for me.
But that does not mean it must go away just like that, fading into oblivion!

I'm still suffering energy shortages almost on daily basis, and thankfully I'm going away a couple of weeks on a well-deserved vacation, but I didn't want to leave your empty handed!

So, a couple of days ago while looking for alternatives I used my very old netbook to quickly make this ones - They're a little different from the ones I usually make, but the poor thing can't handle Photoshop, so this will do the trick! Plus, it's refreshing a little variety from time to time.

Here, enjoy!



Want to catch a dumb bimbo whore's attention? just use the magic words!

Not fair, he got a better Christmas present than me!

I see you've enjoyed my Christmas present, and I just wanted to thank you for sharing another year with me and giving me your support! You really are the reason I made this things!

Happy new year my friends! Enjoy tonight!!!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Christmas! As usual, Here's all 2014 Captions (81 uploaded + 95 you never saw before!)


Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!

No, it's not a Merry Santa bringing present, it's actually laughing at you, locked in with your family, hearing the same storiesd for the 100th time, ready to see your face when you unwrap that cute colorfull socks you'll get a a present.


 But fear no more!

Besides the world being against me with so many the energy shortages, here I come with no less than 175 captions - and 94 of them complete new so you can have an overload of your favoutite fetish! And here I was, believing this year I made less captions than the last year, only to realize... I made 10 more!


This year was great in terms of variety, there's quite a hole lotta shit going on here: Preggos, Bimbos, Swaps, AP/AR, Milky Cows, Forced, BDSM, Mind loss, Interracial, Racial change, Forgot language, Milf's...






Also, For the first time I'm adding a couple of captions that were suppose to be a part of cancelled mini-series. After all, they're not good stored in my HDD forever only for me to see.



I think I got you covered for quite a few hours with this one.




See? told you there's variety.
So, what are youy waiting for? Just get them here:


Mediafire

4Shared Mirror


Remember that you need WinRar  or 7-Zip to open the file.
Also, someone told me that Comic viewers work too.

Wich one you liked the most? Any suggestions? Something to say?
Remember to leave a comment! It's that ime of the year when you're supposed to be kind!


Happy Holydays!

Friday, December 19, 2014

Where the hell are you, VipCaptions?


Yes I know it's been a while, and you should know I'm not dead, nor I have stopped working ,and I did read the comments but right now I can't answer them.

Why is that?

I've been having heavy issues to work -I'm kinda veeeeery angry right now, I'll try not to let the rage loose in this post - The main one is FUCKING RANDOM REPETITIVE ENERGY SHORTAGES, because for the last couple of years I've been living in Argentina, a beautiful & rich country if only its amateur and dictatorial wannabe Government weren't doing its best to become  Venezuela involution into Medieval times.

I also got mugged in the street last week because 3rd world anti-capitalism involution means no police and lots of freedom to gangsters and no justice or protection for regular working people, and lost my phone and a pendrive with some Captions I wanted to upload in it.

I really don't want to talk about politics. I'm just angry. If you feel offended I apologize, but it is what it is. Sorry again, politics have no place in here, and I don't want a debate.

Therefore, when I return from work I don't have ENERGY or not for time enough to even finish a Caption and I'm really scared about my PC being fried or broken as energy comes and goes. Mostly goes.

No energy = No PC = No captions/Comics = Unhappy Me

I'm writing this from my tablet, which I charged at the office, hoping that the battery will last.

I wanted to finish a comic and release it for Christmas, but that date will be impossible.
At least I got like 100 captions you've never seen ready to upload...

If energy comes back, I'll post something.

Please be understanding and considerate, I do enjoy sharing my shit with you and the feedback and I'm having a bad time without even a cold drink (it's summer here).

Friday, November 14, 2014

Fun at the Office II

Welcome! The weekend just begins, and it's time to let go that lousy boring week and finally enjoy whatever it is you enjoy doing.
In my case, I'm burned, falling asleep, but I love doing this too much and wanted to share something with you.
But hey, as I tried to state in my previous post, not everything related to the office is boring. Yes, in most cases it's repetitive, routine, in most cases it absorbs you, but on the other hand, it leaves place for having just a little fun.
You just need to look at the bright side of every situation with a little imagination, for example...

Fighting with the annoying customer support... Or, being customer support and having to endure with annoying angry customers


Or those important meeting when you're under lots of pressure and you just look for a way to break the ice, connect with the customers...
 
Suddenly, I'm so thirsty...
 Of course, it's easier when you have a nice, friendly and caring working environment and a company that covers their employees backs


If you don't have that, you can still do freelance work. Just read the fine print of your contract!


Oh, and of course... Work travels with a partner. They can be so lousy... Or so damn wild!


I hope you enjoyed this round of captions! Wich one you liked the most? Did I miss something? You want something else?

As always, your opinion is highly appreciated! If you want to ask, suggest or even criticize, just be kind and leave a comment! Thanks!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Master PC's Remote: Shit just got REAL!



This is a post I've been wanting to do for almost a month. In fact, I started it a month ago and write a bit every week... today I erased 80% of it because it didn't make any sense.
As you surely noticed, it has to do with the Remote from my latest comic Master PC# 2. And it also has a caption at the end, wow!



The reason for this post is because Putte got inspired by Master PC #2 and asked for my help, but to my surprise, this time it was not about 3D models or Captions...
No, it turns out that Putte is a real artist who works with wood, plastic and clay and he wanted to make a real life Remote !!!
Also, Putte is a blacksmith. That's right, a friggin' blacksmith! He can make armor, swords... Now I would never, mess with a guy who has armor, sword and a remote!

To my surprise, not only he did finish the real-life remote it in a short time, but also it looks great!

Now it's over, but take a look a the process:

First I sent him some renders with measurements (Of course my measurements were all wrong), and then magic happened....

 










Amazing, isn't it? It great to have those skills (I always wanted to draw, but never could do much more than stick men)
He told me in his last e-mail that he was about go around testing it on his neighborhood.I have an idea how that might ended up...

I haven't heard from him since. I can only think it got stolen from him and Putte is suffering the consequences. There's no other possible explanation!
Please, tell us if it worked and send us the pics! And if it did work... Take all my money!

Also, Putte is a part of IMVU, where he also makes 3D models and if you want, he can turn you into something else... transform males/boys to sub shemales/girls/females...

With IMVU he made this render of the main character of Master PC #2.





If you want to contact him, register in IMVU (it's FREE):
http://sv.imvu.com/catalog/web_mypage.php?user=12170967&inter=1&continue=Click+to+continue

Look for his profile: JennaPoussin

Mhmh.. JennaPoussin... That can only be after one of my all-time favorite girls: Jenny Poussin.
No one who idols this woman can be in the wrong path! Check her out...

 








Also, There's a new Caption maker!
Please visit and give your support to Legendary Caps! (they are really good!)

http://legendarycaps.blogspot.com/


Oh, I almost forgot!
Here's the Caption I made!




One of the things I love and fuels me like a nitro blast is when one of you gets inspired to do things after seeing something here, and decides to release and share its inner demons fore us to enjoy. Even though the majority of people who asked for my advice abandoned its tg-works (maybe I'm a terrible adviser?), I love it when that happens and its an honor when someone tells you its because of you and asks for your help. After all... We're like a community... Sometimes a fucked up community, but a community at last, and I love being a part of it!