Happy New Year! First captions of the year

It's gone! 2017, what a long, tiresome year, its finally gone!

Well... Depending on what part of the world you are, you could already be in 2018 or still in 2017... That means this message may come... from the future! WOAH... Am I, like, Jesus? Nah, hardly. Just a bit drunk and writing bad jokes.

But it's new year nevertheless! Celebrate! Drink with your mates! Have a blast! Make a new year resolution that can actually be possible and good, like this girls in the post entry image, they seem to have a clear idea of a proper new year resolution.

I don't know why I used so much balloons - I've never celebrated new year with balloons! But it's still festive, right? And come on... Who cares about the balloons instead of the hot girls!!

Thanks for an amazing 2017, friends.

See you next week with COC part 17!

Merry Christmas! My gift for you: all the 2017 captions in one pack!

HO HO HOOO!!!!

Merry, Merry Christmas!!! To every and each one of you, whenever you are, whatever you're doing!
(or "Happy Holidays", if you don't want to call a holiday for it's name).

It's almost time for the big moment: Food? Nope. Family and friends? Close. Presents? HELL YES!!

I love presents. Who doesn't? Think about it. You've been all year expecting that nice Playstation... You get... Socks!
And oh wait there's more... A scarf, too! Isn't it great?

And it can get worse: there's always the risk of that parent or relative that says "Christmas is not about presents. No presents in this house!"
(To be clear - I prefer presents, food and laughter, nothing bad if you prefer to pray or whatever)

Some of us have been there. And don't even get me started with those who have a crazy or non functional, fighting family!

But you know what? I'm here, friend. I'm more predictable. For the last 5 years I've been doing this, you know that you'll get a present from me, and you know what's gonna be.

The 2017 Captions Pack!

Yes, you know, it has all the captions I made during the year, and most of them I never uploaded.
It's quite a mix, you'll like one for sure... Let's see, we got preggos, we got interracial, we got bimbos, we got BDSM, latex, MILF's (this year they were in quite high demand), lesbos... The usual stuff

But don't take my word for it: have a taste of what you're getting!

Like what you see?
Get the 2017 caption pack HERE:

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Now, I'll be starting my vacations in a couple of days, so I left a couple of posts programmed for January. I might, however, take a little time to respond to comments in January.

AND YES; COC WILL BE RELEASED IN JANUARY 7th!

Which one you liked the most? Any suggestions? 

Something to say? Remember to leave a comment!

 It's that ime of the year when you're supposed to be kind!

Happy "Holidays"!

Captions countdown to Xmas!

Oh, December, December... The last month of every weary year! And of course, unless you've come from Tatooine(*) or Venus, and even if you do not celebrate it, you know what it means:

XMAS = GIFTS!!! FOOD! Family! Friends! Booze!

(Well... at least one of those you'll get for sure)

But you know it also means that I'm about to post my usual Yearly Captions Pack!
You know... I upload a big file with every single caption I have made this year, and 50% of them have never been uploaded before.

But let's see... how about a taste of what's coming? Enjoy!

 

Oh! I forgot, the theme of this post actually was... TG-tunes!  (is t right? TG-tunes is a thing or I'm just missing something in the translation?)
You know... a bit of hypnosis, a bit of mind erasing, a bit of behavior conditioning...

Name. Of. This. Girl. Please!

 But there's also the Latex caption that someone's been asking!

... and one of the requests someone left. this one was quite a challenge!

And... That's it. I missed you guys!

Yes, I know:
"When is the next CoC release, please?"
Considering the big Halloween comic I released in October, all work on CoC was paused back then. I am more than confident, in fact I could bet, that it'll be ready for the 1st week of January. It is mostly done, but December is kind of a crazy month at work because everyone takes their summer vacations in January around here, including me, and work piles out.

But I can be a troll, and tease you with just this little pic:

I hope you liked the captions! Please share any thoughts you have... And stay tunned for next week's captions! 

(*) The Star Wars Holiday Special does not count (such a nerdy comment!)