Last Captions of 2014

Yes, 2014 is going away, and I couldn't be more happy about it. A really bad year for me.
But that does not mean it must go away just like that, fading into oblivion!

I'm still suffering energy shortages almost on daily basis, and thankfully I'm going away a couple of weeks on a well-deserved vacation, but I didn't want to leave your empty handed!

So, a couple of days ago while looking for alternatives I used my very old netbook to quickly make this ones - They're a little different from the ones I usually make, but the poor thing can't handle Photoshop, so this will do the trick! Plus, it's refreshing a little variety from time to time.

Here, enjoy!

Want to catch a dumb bimbo whore's attention? just use the magic words!

Not fair, he got a better Christmas present than me!

I see you've enjoyed my Christmas present, and I just wanted to thank you for sharing another year with me and giving me your support! You really are the reason I made this things!

Happy new year my friends! Enjoy tonight!!!!

Christmas! As usual, Here's all 2014 Captions (81 uploaded + 95 you never saw before!)

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Where the hell are you, VipCaptions?

Yes I know it's been a while, and you should know I'm not dead, nor I have stopped working ,and I did read the comments but right now I can't answer them.

Why is that?

I've been having heavy issues to work -I'm kinda veeeeery angry right now, I'll try not to let the rage loose in this post - The main one is FUCKING RANDOM REPETITIVE ENERGY SHORTAGES, because for the last couple of years I've been living in Argentina, a beautiful & rich country if only its amateur and dictatorial wannabe Government weren't doing its best to become  Venezuela involution into Medieval times.

I also got mugged in the street last week because 3rd world anti-capitalism involution means no police and lots of freedom to gangsters and no justice or protection for regular working people, and lost my phone and a pendrive with some Captions I wanted to upload in it.

I really don't want to talk about politics. I'm just angry. If you feel offended I apologize, but it is what it is. Sorry again, politics have no place in here, and I don't want a debate.

Therefore, when I return from work I don't have ENERGY or not for time enough to even finish a Caption and I'm really scared about my PC being fried or broken as energy comes and goes. Mostly goes.

No energy = No PC = No captions/Comics = Unhappy Me

I'm writing this from my tablet, which I charged at the office, hoping that the battery will last.

I wanted to finish a comic and release it for Christmas, but that date will be impossible.
At least I got like 100 captions you've never seen ready to upload...

If energy comes back, I'll post something.

Please be understanding and considerate, I do enjoy sharing my shit with you and the feedback and I'm having a bad time without even a cold drink (it's summer here).